Joel

Joel is a inbred.

He cannot control his ADHD.
He is a brat in class and is very noisey

Joel is a idiot

by James is your pro siege player November 8, 2019

Joel

Joel is so ugly. I dont know how anyone would date him. He is super weird and gay. He is part of the wakanda gang. Uhh yeah

Why are you a joel?

by TheRealBarakObama June 4, 2019

Joeled

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.

"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."

by MichaelJCaboose December 20, 2014

Joeled

like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time

OMG I have been joeled, YES

by andergriff January 2, 2015

The Joel

God's father.

The Joel needs no followers, no worshipers, no recognition. That's why he made God.

by burritooooo November 12, 2018

joeling

v. - to wander around aimlessly inquiring as to what others are doing. It usually comes as a distraction to others and often involves food.

Example 1: "I was trying to get the shop organized when Rene came Joeling by."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."

by AME Webster1 August 10, 2007

joel

Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Joel does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.

guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.

guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.

Joel is a badass.

by This dude01 January 14, 2018