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Joel

He’s an absolute fruity don and if not careful will clap your mums left clit till soggy. If you don’t use your words carefully around him he will grab your knob and tie it into a knot
:bully”hey Joel give me your sperm you jumbo sized mug” :Joel”who the fuck do you think your talking to”. :Joel”*ties knob into the shape of a giraffe
by Bobs a dollop November 23, 2021
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Joel is a common name of someone who has an abnormally small weiner. They have a genetic predisposition for being terrible lovers, communicators, and horrible at remembering names. They often claim expertise in many fields, however express no knowledge whatsoever. A typical Joel owns a truck without 4WD, dates white girls, and enjoys a finger or 3 in their own poop chute.
by Jim Stephensen November 23, 2021
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Joel

An sick ripped Italian cunt with a Greek god physique
Man, I want to be Joel
by Joeldurt12436 November 24, 2021
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Probably one of the most annoying people in the world. He always talks about "his massive cock", but everyone knows that he does not have that kind of shlong. Still, he is the best pain in the arse that could ever happen to you <3!
Is your name Joel? Because you seem pretty dumb
by FarmerCool November 24, 2021
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Avoidant and distant. Don't try to understand a Joel. He understands all and refuses to succumb to mushy feelings. Joel doesn't want to read palms. Stop asking
“I asked my Maggie to read my palm and they said no.”

“Woah. She is being such a Joel.”
by brandyTheQueen November 27, 2021
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A fucking nutsack who is high af all the time. Probably the type of person to dry his sweat under the sun and the person who looks up and down before crossing the street
by urmomgay369 January 29, 2022
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Biggest numpty you will ever meet tbh. All that comes out of his mouth is waffle and all that goes in is penis.
by Töd January 30, 2022
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