Doug Job

the act of giving or receiving sexual favors, including oral pleasure, while on a school trip or function

Dude, he totally got a Doug Job (DJ) on the bus ride back from the school trip to the zoo!

by spelfice101 June 15, 2011

Job Creationist

When there is a religious type belief, against all evidence, that cutting taxes on the super wealthy(i.e. job creators) is the best thing that can be done for a nation, even in times of high national deficit and the worst inequality gap in the country's history.

Coined by Wyatt Cenac of the Daily show

Just like creationists believe that an imaginary being in the sky created the world and it's people a few thousand years ago with the wave of a hand, as opposed to evolution with the copious evidence that comes with it, Job creationists believe that giving tax breaks to millionaires and conserving loopholes so they can rake in millions more, while starving the rest of the population, is the most righteous path to solvency.

by gregz0rz July 14, 2011

puke-job

when a girl is giving you head, but gags and pukes on your penis.

Mackenzie pulled another puke-job tonight, it was groedy

by NoeyB June 29, 2007

Hood Job

The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.

"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."

by BearAKA March 04, 2013

fuck job

A wacko, someone who is without question a complete idiot.

Why did you invite that crazy fuck job to my party?

by Toejam Pandejo July 07, 2005

Monkey job

A repetitive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.

Flipping burgers is such a monkey job.

by mattjm January 30, 2008

gnome job

n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.

n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome

Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?

Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...

by BungBro5 April 07, 2014