jewhonky

A jewhonky is the type of person that looks like a jew (big nose, jew fro) and is whiter than wonderbread

That jewhonky just tried to sue me.

by The Jewifier July 1, 2007

jewmas

When a Jewish family or a single person of the Jewish faith celebrates Christmas, which is a Catholic-based holiday. They give and receive gifts and often times include Santa Claus (commonly referred to as "Saint Nick"). They also often do not respect the Jewish holidays occurring around the time, as these holidays bring less gifts and food as Christmas.

Dude, Josh is celebrating Jewmas again. What a Jew.

by My name is still AJ whether someone else's is or not January 9, 2008

Jewbot

A stupid, stubborn, dumbass who likes to fuck jews while going beep boop baab.

Ooh Anthony you are such a good Jewbot! Beep bop

by Penismc5 April 24, 2010

JewCob

A JewCob is the worst thing ever, They think they are superior to everyone else even though they only have good grades and nothing else.Like ask anyone and they'll either say "what the fuck are you talking about get out of my house" or "they're good at nothing" They also hoard so many fucking legos.like god damm.

Fuck you Tommy you'er such a JewCob

by A Dying Beaver May 20, 2019

jumping jewhosaphat

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')

I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.

by bigheadborza March 9, 2005

jewmongus

An extremely cheap bastard. A David L.

Man your jewmongus.

by steve bl October 13, 2008

jewdon

a person that is jewish e.g matt greene of north notts college!

Matt u dirty jewdon!!

by Butler12 July 30, 2008