Jason

Jason is the the most amazing guy in the world! He will always listen to your problems, always help you if you need it, and will never betray you. He is a keeper. Even if other girls will flirt with him, he’ll always stay by your side. He waits for you in the hallway, he asks if you are ok when you look sad, he sometimes over worries about you but that’s just means he really cares! Jason is the.sweetest.guy.ever.!

Friend:hey how’s jason?
His best friend: he’s great! He’s nice like always!

by Madz87otters June 5, 2019

Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.

my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus

by burnout 🔥🔥🔥 420 June 27, 2023

Jason

Jason doesn’t fuck with white ppl, even tho hes half white. He fucks every bitch and has a bigger dick than colt.

Girl: Omg is that a horse?
Other chick: nah thats just Jason.

by El jefe 69420 May 3, 2022

Jason

Jason a nigga with a great personality, great looks , and a fuckin horse cock

That’s that nigga jason right there

by Nancy gray November 24, 2021

Jason

Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.

JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy

by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022

Jason

Big ass dick sexy abs and great kisser

That Jason is my baby daddy.

by Backedbyscience November 23, 2021

Jason

The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.

Jason Helped get the groceries out of the car.

by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021