That janker told me it was a real word
by Wedgechassis December 14, 2022
Get the Janker mug.Janner is 99.999999% likely to make you fall in love with him. He's just so handsome, and sexy, and just perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair you've ever seen, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart, he just doesn't show it off and is modest in that way. He loves to take care of you and make you feel his love. On the inside, he is a child, but on the outside he is the most protective and loving man you'll ever come across; he's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his perfect weirdness. He'll do anything to make you smile or laugh. Including sex jokes. God he's just hilarious. He'll tease you (touchy-wise) until you can't stand him anymore. But you'll come back to him anyways. Janner is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Janner's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you. Please handle Janner with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Janner is the adventure of a lifetime. - h
Girl: Who's that?
Girl that just so happens to be Janner's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hillary. Back the f*** off. He's mine.
Girl: Damn, alright.
Girl that just so happens to be Janner's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hillary. Back the f*** off. He's mine.
Girl: Damn, alright.
by I’mhotasff December 20, 2022
Get the Janner mug.A bedsheet, normally white in colour with discolouration, hung over a pedestrian walkway or bridge in the Plymouth area visible to passing motorists either painted or penned denoting a birthday or special occasion. Usually left in situ for days, weeks, or months after the occasion.
‘Ere it’s Stevo’s bifday next week, let’s put up janner banner for him near asdas so everyones can see it. I’ve got some cum sheets we can use and I nicked some paint from Homebase last week.
by Plymouth Boy February 27, 2023
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dude with a huge cock, often likes to lick some D for some cash, he is into versace and often find in south america
there he comes, is jaider with his massive cock
by fALKINOX September 20, 2023
Get the Jaider mug.A person named Jender is usually very outgoing and friendly. They have friends everywhere and help anyone in need. They are kind, creative, pretty and have an amazing sense of style and humor.
Although they can be forgetful, they have quick thinking and can figure out a quick solution. Jenders always know what to say with passion. They are very considerate and say what's on their mind.
Although they can be forgetful, they have quick thinking and can figure out a quick solution. Jenders always know what to say with passion. They are very considerate and say what's on their mind.
-Is that Jender?
-Yeah! He's known by everyone! If you ever need help, ask around for him. He'll help.
-Yeah! He's known by everyone! If you ever need help, ask around for him. He'll help.
by Taisudo December 15, 2023
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