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Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole
Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting
by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021
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Motorcycle jousting

Two men using their manhood to perform a jousting duel (most commonly on a motorcycle) in a SFW way
Maxence stood no chance in his motorcycle jousting duel against Jan
by dictlover6969 May 6, 2021
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joust

To compete closely for superiority
He had to joust to win
by shark opinions April 16, 2018
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Butt Jousting

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.
by Trevorisclever July 1, 2016
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Jousting

The act of lunging one's penis into another. This process can be converted into a sport where two people with erect penises sprint toward each other and collide dicks to see whos penis is stronger. Safety is advised during this activity as someone's penis could implode during the act.
Jamaal: what's wrong cuh
Carlos: my dick exploded
Jamaal: Damn
Carlos: yeah Nick is a beast at jousting
Jamaal: noted
by BitchAssMotherFucker69420 March 9, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.
I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.
by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 19, 2020
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