Jousting

The modern day version of medieval jousting. Two men mid HANK (highway wank) meeting at completion

I was burning diesel and choking the weasel when we locked eyes, first time I’ve ever been jousting

by Russ gout June 01, 2024

Jousting

Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.

Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.

by Joustingfurdays August 25, 2014

Jousting

The act of lunging one's penis into another. This process can be converted into a sport where two people with erect penises sprint toward each other and collide dicks to see whos penis is stronger. Safety is advised during this activity as someone's penis could implode during the act.

Jamaal: what's wrong cuh
Carlos: my dick exploded
Jamaal: Damn
Carlos: yeah Nick is a beast at jousting
Jamaal: noted

by BitchAssMotherFucker69420 March 09, 2020

lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting

"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"

by Gabe Larson May 06, 2008

nipple jousting

When someone has hard nipples

“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting”

by Dumbthot42069 August 18, 2019

Texas joust

Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)

I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.

by Mmballs October 04, 2021

Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked

Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later

by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022