joozh

Verb. To fuss with your clothing or hairstyle in order to improve its apperance. Popularized by Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

We'll add a vintage belt and tuck in your shirt and joozh the sleeves... there, MUCH better!

by pixie52 September 6, 2005

Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009

joog

cheap; a discounted price. used in the Bay Area

I aint gon pay him $50 for that...I can get it for joog from my cuzzo!

"Do you got the joog or not? Show ya boy some love man wassup?! Do you got the joog or not? I get the playa's price, half off...I'll cop!"

by Town Boy June 3, 2006

Joonders

A Joonders is a Juicy Poon Anders, in other terms a coward, gay and stupid person, usually of the male gender.

Sean: Haaa, you pussied out back there, you Joonders :)
Jay: Nooo, I didn't...
Sean: Your such a Joonders hahahah...
Jay: Whatever, I'll save this one for later.

by oO-Cheech-Oo November 26, 2010

JOOT

Just one of them

I got in a k hole, JOOT

by Teeps1 January 10, 2020

Joorś Maclaus

Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.

Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.

by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020

Joot

Vagina

Oi let me come lick ya joot

by Jaken95 June 6, 2020