JLit

One who is a licker of butt(s). A "salad tosser". Also, a possible date rapist.

I got jlit by Jamie last night, it was awesome and disgusting

by [e-mail] October 9, 2008

JLA

Short for 'Just-looking' asians. The kind of asians that come to your retail store every single day (sometimes more than once) and are always 'just looking'.

Sales rep: Excuse me, but can I help you with anything?
JLA: uh... no, just uh-looking...
Sales Rep: (to other sales rep) freakin JLA wasting space!

by nizzle dizzle April 15, 2009

JLT

A fine individual born in PA. Has a figgity fine girlfriend, CNR and he loves her to death. He attends the University of Tennessee and is basically one of the best looking gentleman on the planet. He has performed the angry dragon on CNR.

I wish I was as good as JLT.

by Skrittles July 21, 2008

jl2m

listening to music
(meaning Just Listening 2 Music)

"What's up?" "Nothing much. Just jl2m."

by azngirl12 April 10, 2010

JLIHP

JLIHP - Just Like In Harry Potter

if somethig is awkward or boring .. you can just end the conversation with.. JLIHP

or if you can see a little bit of,

something that could happen in Harry Potter,
that's writen in a facebook status

you just comment "JLIHP"

Example 1:

Awkward guy: " blah blah blah .. OMG you're so cool.. hmmm.. when I was 11 there was an owl.."

cool guy: " JLIHP "

Example 2:

Facebook status: "Just ate a chocolate frog"

Facebook-comment: " JLIHP!!"

by TheARTdude October 8, 2010

jlib

stands for 'just lying in bed' . you can use this when your too lazy to text the whole saying.

boy: hey

girl: hey sup?
boy: nttm , you?
girl: jlib!

boy: wow your soo cool! i love you <3

by coolkid** November 10, 2010

JLMF

Acronym for "Just let me fuck". Used on casual dating sites to notify people of your immediate intentions on a site, despite the fact they will probably not read your profile description.

Jacob: Dude I totally put on my profile JLMF and she didn't even take the opportunity to read what I wrote.
Bro: You can definitely do better, bro.

by Nitakin September 30, 2018