Jefferson

Doesn't like attention is kinda shy, he can really get u mad withought trying. center of the universe for no reason. KA88

slide the books. chess player. gardener, lechero and engineer. God blesss u ;) SSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssss caille

averrrrrrrrrrrrrr Clown K

"jefferson really didn't like me" ur annoying and ill see u in the

by KA88 November 22, 2021

Jefferson

A badass kid that knows everything in the world. Most likely super strong and tall. Very mysterious, favorite interest is the CIA. He has very cool ideas and thinks he's cool. But in reality everyone just thinks he's a fucking geek.

Fucking idiot: "AHHH I DONT KNOW IF ITS OKAY TO PUT THIS IN THE MICROWAVE!!".
Smart idiot : "why don't you ask Jefferson?"

by Norahtheexplora August 19, 2025

The Fresh Jefferson

The appearance of an afro that has been freshly showered. Damp, not much hair up the top and droops down but still retains the curls, as such the hair resides mostly near the back and sides.

Yo he's rocking The Fresh Jefferson *Insert Luigi Boccherini: Minuetto*

by ..e.. December 14, 2020

Jefferson Airplane Stoned

When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.

She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.

by Shaoli June 12, 2016

Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.

Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons

by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020

Jefferson Starfish

When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.

My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.

by Robert longwood June 13, 2025

Jefferson

An annoying customer service worker here at urban dictionary who never senders your questions

Oh jefferson, yeah I asked him a question, and he just ignored me

by Alice Degenres October 30, 2019