jamaican sunburn

when one mushroom slaps a ho until she is completely red, then explodes in her ass.

dude, at the spring break party, I totally gave this one chick a jamaican sunburn!

by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007

Jamaican Mudslide

Outlawed in so e jurisdictions, a Jamaican Mudslide occurs when a male is engaging in doggy style intercourse with a partner. The male makes sounds as if he's going to blow a load, but instead turns around and sneakily defecates on the partners back, mimicking the feeling of a warm load. The partner usually notices what has happened only when it is too late, and feces is already sliding down your back (hence: mudslide). Usually, the increased weight of the feces or smell of the room alerts the partner to second guess what is on their back. The discovery is generally unfortunate.

Sarah: What happened to that guy you met on Tinder?

Judy: We were having sex and he said he was going to bust on my back and I said ok. I then heard weird sounds and felt a very heavy, warm spot on my back. I stood up quickly, and his poop slid down my back. I was very embarrassed.

Sarah: Tinder is nuts. You got a Jamaican Mudslide.

Fefecate shit mudslide

by Great Seany May 3, 2018

jamaican breakfast

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.

Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.

by MC Dad April 17, 2017

Jamaican Men

The most romantic, well spoken, faithful people in the world. They take romance to another level. The best in bed! Will love you no matter if you put on a few extra pounds. The complete package. Sweet talker and badman

When you think about a man who has the complete package, your thinking of Jamaican men.

by Woman’s Association of Romance January 14, 2023

jamaican janelle

a launch of projectile vomit from the backseat onto the driver and passenger followed by continuous, violent vomiting on the side of the road. Then, asking for a chili cheese dog and some ribs (noun).

to launch of projectile vomit from the backseat onto the driver and passenger followed by continuous, violent vomiting on the side of the road. Then, asking for a chili cheese dog and some ribs (verb).

LaShonda, dont drink so much before we go to the bar, because the last thing I need is a jamaican janelle.

Requeefa, are you gonna pull a jamaican janelle tonight? After all, you haven't drank for months and now you are doing all these shots.

by Ninety-two Accord September 8, 2006

Jamaican Spray Park

When a Jamaican girl squirts all over you.

Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.

by Brendawg69 May 14, 2017

jamaican meat pie

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.

The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

by Zero_Gravitas July 18, 2016