Iona 

A bunch of stuck up bitchy rich girls who think their top shit
their teen mum sluts who are chasing there CBC baby daddies
Born sucking dick and live for beef

Guy 1 - Did you meet up with Bella from Iona on sat?
Guy 2 - Yeah all she did was talk shit then sucked me off

Iona by slutpolice May 12, 2019

ioane 

Doing the rubix cube while getting sucked off.

Whenever you finish before you "finish" its called a Lam chop.
You're disqualified if you jizz before you solve the cube and that my friends is called a Ning Lam.
If your chick gets bored then thats what we call a beldi...

Friend1: How was the interview man?
Friend2: Didn't get it. Went home and pulled a ioane instead.
Friend1: (LOL) How'd you go?
Friend2: Almost had it! Then she beldi'd out on me...
Friend1: Useless man you are pathetic

ioane by doctor chinaman September 4, 2010

ijanay 

She is really cute.She kinda thick she’s tall.She can pull and boy she wants.She lightskin.She smart,funny,And cool.She ain’t scared to fight a mf big,tall,fat,skinny nun of them.

Get you a Ijanay

ijanay by Ijanay April 13, 2018

Iona 

A lovely little gal who is found dear by her friends

Oh how lovely Iona is!

Iona by Woohooooooooooooooo January 17, 2019

Iona 

When you first meet an Iona you will tend to associate her with Kpop, dogs, the colour pink and Todoroki. Little does anyone know Iona is all that and much more! shes pretty, passionate, a great dancer, very active, a spending fanatic and most importantly a great person to hang and just talk to. Trust me if you know an Iona then your one lucky dinosaur!!

A common sentence to say when you meet an Iona for the first time is usually "OMG is that an Iona dancing!! Dang she kinda hella cute no lie"

OMG is that an Iona dancing!! Dang she kinda hella cute no lie

Iona by Leon Tucker June 1, 2020

Ivana 

Never go near.

O shit that's Ivana better get the fuck out of here.

Ivana by Riba1111 December 17, 2021

Dirty Iona

When your Missus gang bangs the neighbourhood in payment of bills.

You've been a dirty Iona performing sexual acts for payment of goods and services.

Dirty Iona by Isolomnlyswearimuptonogood April 28, 2020