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Invisible Hat

Invisible hatting means to be highly successful, alpha, wealthy, or highly appealing to the opposite gender but want to keep a low profile. IE incognito
Y”all don’t even realise this guy’s invisible hatting. He could buy this whole place with the money in his pocket

Girls following fakers on Insta wishing they could find themselves an invisible hat
by Tommygoodtmz June 16, 2022
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Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024
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invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream
Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up
by max baldwin January 23, 2023
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Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.
Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.
by Gogurt 2020 snack November 2, 2020
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invisible race

When you're your race, but you dont look like your race. Claim you're black and you're actually black.. but you look white as hell. That's how you have an invisible race is when you are your race but you don't look like your race because it's invisible as people see it.

Hey I'm white... but I look like i'm asian folk. What features that are "european" make me look asian? invisible race?

Black kid: I'm black
Black kid 2: you're black but you look white as hell.
White folk: I'm white!
White folk 2: You look Asian.. is there some generation in your "white" family that has asian roots?
White folk: I don't have no asian roots.. it's invisible race bullshit racist

fuck mother nature has with creating humans..
That woman from Korea Jaeyeng is full Korean but she looks kind of white, with natural black hair unlike many natural hair colors European people have. Does that girl have invisible race syndrome?
by Factomatics October 8, 2022
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invisible string theory

when you meet a person whether knowing them for a while or not and y’all share information about eachother and come across something like an old class photo for elementary school or ya’ll parents meeting at a bar ages ago. From the song Invisible String by Taylor swift these signs usually mean ya’ll were meant to be.
n/a- Omg i you won’t believe it i found an old photo of when my mom used to teach school and you were in her class back in 1st grade.

n/a- stop it no way, the invisible string theory is real
by Lillie K April 3, 2024
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Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022
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