Invisible

Your father

Your dad is invisible! L BOZO

by Bhkshgyjagukabkj.auk September 12, 2022

Invisible

When a nigga so ugly you cant see them

Nigga1: Damn the school emty my man

Nigga2: Nah b them niggas just so ugly they invisible

by Xdfuckmyass June 5, 2018

invisible

cannot be seen/ this thing right here: (invisible character)

i am invisible

by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023

Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

invisible prison cell

The six-foot radius meant to prevent coronavirus transmission.

He felt it as portable solitary confinement, like carrying around an invisible prison cell.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020

Invisible A-Hole

One who IMs you on purpose even though you're invisible online.

Past: (on IM)
X: Ya, I stay invisible online so that people I hate can't IM and I only IM who I want.
Y: Cool

Present: (on IM)
Y: Hey, you're there aren't u? LOL
X: YOU Invisible A-HOLE!!!

by Door2Door_DoorSalesman February 18, 2011

Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.

Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates

by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024