Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb

Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"

by howdyhuman August 12, 2021

arson investigator

my username, but also, someone who gets a call from a fireman/firewoman that the fire is deemed arson, and then the arson investigator will see what device was used i.e molotov cocktail, gas can, lighter. and they will try to catch the suspect.

the arson investigator is investigating the Montreal fire

by arson_investigator October 16, 2021

fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022

Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.

The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.

by K0z254 August 25, 2022

alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

blind insertion airway device

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.

I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023