by salty man April 20, 2019
by M$Money November 03, 2006
a sexual maneuver involving a male applying his fist into the anal cavity of a female then quickly inserting his testicles into the gaping anal cavity followed by Nicolas Cage-styled hand gesture.
Hey, gents, whilst giving my lady friend a proper shagging last night, I slipped her the gypsy cabbage. I must inform you that she is not walking at all properly this morning.
by bava666 August 04, 2009
Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.
Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"
She complies. And cries a little afterwards.
Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"
She complies. And cries a little afterwards.
by Pollup October 19, 2007
A character on Kids in the Hall played by Bruce McCulloch. Instead of hair, he had cabbage leaves. Poor mannered and sexist, always blamed other's bad reactions to him on the fact that he had a cabbage head
by momoma October 04, 2006
making sure yur bitches toilet stays clean by dropping sum TP in the bowl in a basket like shape to keep yur douse from making tred marks.
by Jensen Dash February 07, 2007