Improvident

Showing a lack of foresight, thoughtfulness, or caution.

"Therefore every improvident step will meet with terrible revenge."-The Story of the Great War, Volume II (of VIII)

by lonesomedragon September 23, 2018

Impressex

Impressive sex, Good sex

Person 1: Damn girl that was some impressex
Person 2: fr tho
Person 3: I’m saying

(it was a threesome guys)

by Lilyishot August 19, 2022

Impregnator

A viciously sexual predatory beast. Always has the urge to have unprotected sex, and carries it out between 13 - 666 times a day, each with a different woman. A virgin girl would lose her innocence in mere seconds, just through plain eye contact with one, and girls as young as 2 are rumoured to have had to take contraceptives after being in the same room as one. On the off-chance you happen to involve in sexual activities with one and they do use a condom, that will still not be enough to protect you from the might of a horny impregnator.

Sometimes (rarely) people with testicles are also referred to as impregnators for their ability to impregnate, however it is inappropriate to use it in this manner and generally only older people will use it like this.

Luther: "Mum get down! He's here!"
Mum: "Who!?"
Luther: (ominously) "The impregnator"

Polly: "I'm honestly think that we should have children"
Milan: "Wow! What a great coincidence!" (smugly) "You know I'm quite the impregnator"

Old Boy Scout Leader: "Good morning impregnators!

by Mr. Death and Suicide January 23, 2020

pinpoint impression toy

A interesting contraption that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in the 25 cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other convex object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of my grandma’s face!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a turnip!”

by Komical September 29, 2009

improper fraction

A couple where the woman is larger than the man, either in height or weight.

Dave: Do you see that couple over there? She's enormous and he's thin as a rail.
Bob: Yeah, I always feel bad for guys in an improper fraction.

by maf54 May 5, 2010

Improper bo I don’t tell thou

The antonym of proper bo

Mike: "Simon is late again!"

Geoff: "That is improper bo I don’t tell thou"

by Michael Higgs October 18, 2004

self improvement

Is masturbation. (Now self destruction is the answer.)

Self improvement, such as working out is as useless as masturbation. All it does is make you feel good about yourself, but in reality accomplishes nothing.

by Tyler Nedrud October 31, 2007