A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
by Three in a Half Dawg December 9, 2012
Get the Fag Humpermug. by Jack frapper August 5, 2022
Get the Humper flumpermug. Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
by Rave patty August 2, 2011
Get the Car Humpermug. by the humper-er April 21, 2010
Get the humperingmug. A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
Get the Foot humpermug. 
Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle
by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015
Get the Hentai Humpermug.