Humper

Humpin everything and everyone in site the humper thumper

This dang dog is humpin everything get him off my leg dang nasty humper

by SlimShady82 November 11, 2021

Trumper Humper

A gay/fruty trump supporter and/or republican

Mike is a Trumper Humper

by sah_thur October 5, 2021

dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 2, 2021

Fag Humper

A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.

Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.

A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!

Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.

by Three in a Half Dawg December 9, 2012

Car Humper

One who likes to drive fast and apply breaks abruptly, Horrible driver, Break-shoe raper

Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.

by Rave patty August 2, 2011

closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

by anero7 May 24, 2023

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 March 31, 2023