strip club hummer

When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.
I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.
by Jamacha October 09, 2023
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Dummer Hummer

used to comment on a stupid thing that has been done
Dummer Hummer digga
by 2ndSite October 01, 2021
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hersey hummer

When you're getting a blow job and accidentally shart in her face
Melvin are too much chili, and surprised Christina with a Hersey hummer while she sucked him off
by RCJ931 January 21, 2017
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Wasp Hummer

When a woman gives a man a BJ while poking him in the taint with a finger as he moves her arms in a flapping motion as fast as he can.
Last night she gave him a Wasp Hummer and I heard it was the best he ever had.
by Momokat January 21, 2025
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Hummer

The name for an SUV brand originally designed for military use but later changed for civilian purposes after Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted one.

The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV; colloquial: M998 Humvee) The military Humvee was originally used in the army such as the Iraq War.

For a very brief period, a civilian version was sold as the 1996 AM General Hummer for a few years before AM General sold the rights to General Motors (GM) so that GM could sell the civilian SUV.

GM created a new division named Hummer where it produced the H1 model (based off of AM Generals '96 civilian model). GM also made the smaller H2 and H3 models before the 2009 economic crisis forced GM to cut the Hummer, Pontiac, and Saturn.

Recently in 2021, GM reincarnated the Hummer, not as a division but this time as a vehicle model through the GMC division. It will be sold as a staggering 9000lb electric suv and electric pickup as a huge middle finger to the angry treehuggers that used to vandalize the vehicle out of jealousy when they would pass by it.
Person 1: Dude this EV Hummer kicks ass, now I can watch Mad-At-Gas-Car treehuggers on my portable TV while driving.

*Watches treehuggers on news channel through satellite connection *

Person 1: Hahahahah those animals are so fucking funny, they make me want to merge without looking.

*Merges his 9000lb Hummer into a flimsily built Tesla*
by Welldavis December 07, 2021
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Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads
Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!
by Jahamez September 07, 2021
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hummer

a hummer is a gummer with teeth
Ri got an NK hummer from pope last night.
by rigetsnon February 24, 2021
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