Nut Hoofing

Being kicked in the testicles/scrotum.

Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.

by Arimor October 13, 2009

Cloven hoof

It is similar to a camel toe. Looks like a triangle where the shape of the vagina is. More noticeable in leggings and tight cotton pants.

“Wow look at her cloven hoof..”

“That cloven hoof is long”

by Clovenhoofmaster July 28, 2018

Hoof

Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof

Hey Dude, I gotta go drop off a Hoof.

by TakinAHoof2 June 10, 2009

hoof

To inhale from a smoking device.

"Here John, i'm not sure I want to clear this bong." "Mate, fuck up and just hoof it."
"Where were you Decky?" "Me and Steeko were out the back hoofin lungs."

by pb__ January 18, 2015

Hoof

When a male puts the rubber part on the bottom of a chair on his penis, making it look like a horse's hoof.

The boy got on the hoof after some coaxing from his friends.

by stevo0307 November 8, 2009

Hoofbite

Mean's that your a just piece of wolf shit!

You are a wolf shit/You are a hoofbite

by Poika Reposaaresta May 13, 2005

hoofie

When you basically have a camels hoof

Hannah Dawson from Alnwick, Northumberland has the best hoof and therefore got her name Hoofie

by garethb2k7 June 7, 2007