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How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?
I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".
by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020
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How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?

The term used in frustration when trying to get legitimate Urban Words In To The Dictionary
I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT:

"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"
by Webserf October 21, 2012
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How Much A Dollar Really Cost?

A detrimental question paralysing my thoughts, known to give a gut feeling.. yall
"How much a dollar really cost?
The question is detrimental, paralyzin' my thoughts
Parasites in my stomach keep me with a gut feeling, y'all
Gotta see how I'm chillin' once I park this luxury car
Hopping out feeling big as Mutombo
Twenty on pump six dirty Marcellus called me Dumbo
Twenty years ago, can't forget
Now I can lend him a ear or two how to stack these residuals
Tenfold, the liberal concept of what men'll do
Twenty on six, he didn't hear me
Indigenous African only spoke Zulu
My American tongue was leery
Walked out the gas station
A homeless man with a semi-tan complexion
Asked me for ten rand
Stressin' about dry land
Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open
A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin'
He begged and pleaded
Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it
Told him, beat it
Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it
He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Listen to me, I want a single bill from you
Nothin' less, nothin' more
I told him I ain't have it and closed my door
Tell me how much a dollar cost
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by JoeBungaLover May 15, 2022
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how are you doing?

hi
by T D Olson October 22, 2003
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How About Them Dodgers

Phrase used when a conversation takes an awkward turn or for very awkward silences.
"I love to torture turtles"!
"- - - - oh so uhm. How about them dodgers?"
by beepdeeleedoobop April 11, 2017
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A statement said by a fucking overconfident person
Jason: this is so difficult.

Vikas: let me show you how it's done, Jason.
by Vikky badass April 10, 2016
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Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.
Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago
by Luigi One June 4, 2021
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