Houston

A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.

I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.

by AB365 January 16, 2022

houston women

The baddest bitches ouchea. Fuck Dallas, HOUSTON is #1 when it comes to the females that live there. The women in Texas are overall one of the most beautiful, talented and intelligent in the states, but Houston takes the cake.

“Did you know Megan Thee Stallion is from Houston?”
“Of course she is, houston women are top 2 but they ain’t 2.”

by mispelledjam December 31, 2019

Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston

Abbeys dog

Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston is fat

by Hamstershoiss August 24, 2025

whitney houston lip

Excessive sweating on upper lip from too much cocaine

I can tell Bobby was high because he had Whitney Houston lip.

by Addison777 June 4, 2017

poppa houston

to be extremley awesome at all times; no pants dance fo life, yall already know what it is

what chew doin in my house poppa houston

by poppa houston October 30, 2010

houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.

damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.

by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017

Houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024