the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol

Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !

by Wizdee May 10, 2011

horizontal barracuda

a saying that refers to sex.

You don't make an omelette for someone who stayed over and did not do the horizontal barracuda!

by Poly-anna May 24, 2018

Horizontal Twist

Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).

Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.

Last night Nikki invited me in to do the Horizontal Twist if you know what mean.

by ApricotFields October 8, 2020

horizontal intergration

To fuck horizontally

horizontal intergration; Having sexual intercourse in a horizontal manner

guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother

by jlhi99 April 20, 2018

Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower

Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow

by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025

horizontal hypocrite

When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.

Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.

by kornelbut July 19, 2024

horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...

"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"

by Dawnrose February 18, 2018