Hoot

Means fuck...simple as...just use it...

sooooo...wanna hoot

by Thehootwillrise March 21, 2021

Hoot

A large , hard and circular stomach. Generally found on an adult male above the age of 40. Which usually leads to heart attacks later in life, but are sought after by women which call them , “dad bods”

“I’m hooted up”
“Damn , Dad nice hoot”
“Uncle Trev’s hoots lookin nice today”

by Salmon404 December 28, 2020

hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.

"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".

by jml51 October 10, 2020

Darten hoots

When the pipe is empty but you know there's always another hoot in there. Example "the pipes empty but there's still some darten hoots."

The pipe is empty but there's still some darten hoots.

Let me darten hoot your pipe.

by MARCka August 1, 2019

Hoot

Singular form of hooters or hoots, referring to a woman’s breasts.

I was shooting my airsoft last night, and I shot my wife in her right hoot!

by EverythingBoobs March 16, 2022

Hooting chuffer

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about

S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

hoot bagel

1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.

2.) a bagel of hoot.

yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.

by nochillbill September 24, 2016