Chinese Homerun

To hit a foul ball over the backstop and into the crowd.

Yo man, nice chinese homerun; too bad we're in America!!

Your son's chinese homerun hit my pregnant wife and killed her, behind the backstop.

by Shaun Bak November 6, 2008

homer dance

lying sideways on the ground and moving legs in a running motion so as to complete full circles on the floor.
origin: the simpsons
use: when throwing a tantrum, trying to get attention, to make bored people laugh, or to mop the ground with your clothes.

"check it out! he's doing the homer dance again!"

by Arrrrr...bagel... November 3, 2003

Homewrecker

Someone who envy's or is jealous of your situation either for a long period of time or short period of time and tries their best to zero in on your spouse/partner and take them away from you regardless if you have a family and/or have a child with the person. The person will do their very best to fill your shoes and have your partner move in with them. It may even go as far as the person eventually marrying your partner and have them neglect the children you have in common!
eg insecure, jealous, envious, betrayal, insensative

Carlos dated his high school sweetheart which he had known since they were 9 years old, Jen noticed they had a great relationship and her family was very pleasant to them, she decided she wanted to share the same special feelings as Carlos and his high school sweetheart,she envied how wonderful her family treated them. Eventually Carlos began a family with his high school sweetheart, to Jen's dismay she told Carlos' sweetie that she liked him and will wait for him. Using her bother as an accomplice he lured Carlos to neglect his family which led him to eventually abandoning them, then Jen began dating and moved in with Carlos. Jen becomes angry with the bond Carlos and his high school sweetie have and tries to manipulate carlos from seeing his child as much as he would like. Jen is a homewrecker.

by Williamrp October 7, 2006

Homegrown

Pornography posted on internet forums where the poster is the subject themselves. esp. on Something Awful.

Banned for posting homegrown pictures in the general forum.

by fyadite February 11, 2010

homerazation

noun: to misconstrue or misinterpret something incorrectly as only Homer Simpson can.

"Mmmmm...pussy whip. Doh!"

by George Esses May 23, 2004

Homewrecker

A slag skank who comes into a mans life knowing he is married and got kids, she will tempt him with flirty seductions and ask him out for coffee or dinner if the male falls for her fake charm he will go for her and chase after her,She loves the attention and thrill of meeting up and having sex with him behind his wifes back, In the end he will eventually get caught from his wife loose his marriage and his kids and the homewrecker will move onto the next man and the man will be left with nothing therfore he and she are both a homewrecker as they wrecked a happy home

Neighbour 1:"He was so cool I thought he was a decent family man until I found out he was screwing that girl from down the road"

Neighbour "Omg what a little homewrecker"

Neighbour: "Yes him and her both they knew exactly what they where doing was wrong but they continued their affair"

Don't trust that girl she is a homewrecker she likes to get involved with married men

by Harry69 October 24, 2012

homewrecker

Someone who deliberately sets out to break up homes and families

Dashini Pillay from Cape Town is a homewrecker

by BavsM July 16, 2014