hockey dad 

A severe ass kicking.

When I find who keyed my car I'm going to give him a Hockey Dad.

hockey dad by nrog December 26, 2007

Hockey Mouth 

An uncontrolable urge to spout profanity in as many languages that come to mind in a whole body expression of angst where you don't care who's in the room and people often ask to be warned if one starts foaming at the mouth.

Ryan's watching the game and has bad hockey mouth.

Hockey Mouth by Jamyz Ryan February 24, 2010

hockey chick 

A girl who plays hockey. Hockey chicks are usually really good, serious about their sport, and kick your ass.

That hockey chick over there? Yeah, she's pretty hot.

hockey chick by imapepper01 October 18, 2008

Hockey Chicken

A gimmick by Adult Swim and adultswim.com to get 1 million hits on their website, which actually worked. It was set up like this- Adult Swim puts an "employee" in a chicken costume and hockey gear under their webcam and promote the shit out of it not only on the block of shows (that I watch nightly and recommend to anyone who likes cartoons for a more mature demographic, and the anime..., though the anime is chopped and not fully in it's created format) and at comic-con. Within a week, 1 million people visited and watched hockey chicken, causing him to be "freed" off the webcam. Well played, adult swim, well played...

FREE HOCKEY CHICKEN!!! DON'T LET ATHF END!!! FUCK SEALAB!!!

...if you've watched adult swim for a while and are a big fan of aqua teen hunger force you would know what I was talking about up there

Hockey Chicken by sly madman August 7, 2004

Hockey Mom 

A Soccer Mom with fewer teeth and permanent pokies.

Sarah Palin claims to be a Hockey Mom, but I didn't know that she was even Canadian.

Hockey Mom by UncleGordie October 24, 2008

hockey style 

The sexual act of hitting it in the rear while watching hockey. Most common in northern United States and Canada.

I was feeling a bit frisky, but my man wife wanted to watch the hockey game so we compromised and did it hockey style.

hockey style by [e-mail] October 16, 2008

hockey hair

A mid-length, fluffyish mullet associated with hockey players, especially those from Canada and Eastern Europe in the 1990s. Compare football hair.

Now that's something you don't see anymore -- that guy's got the old-school hockey hair. Business in front, beating in the back.

hockey hair by Lady Csyde January 6, 2008