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Granny panty hoarder

The female act of washing your granny panties because you are afraid to dispose of them unwashed, for fear that they will be found in the trash and traced back to you. But then you wear them "one last time" because you just washed them.
Susan was so ashamed for anyone to see her granny panties, she refused to throw them out. She was a granny panty hoarder.
by Aregan November 3, 2011
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Hoark

1- To barf, vomit, regurgitate, especially in a particularly loud manner as if yelling, but hoarking may be done quietly as well.
Fuck man, pull over. I think Im gonna HOARK!
by theJeremiah July 16, 2005
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Hoare

A posh slut.

It is rare to find a hoare. This type of slut is never found 'hanging' around a standard backstreet, instead they thrive in locations such as Kensington, Chelsea, Oxford and the Cotswolds.
Geoffrey: Fancy a puff on the old pipe Winston?
Winston: I don't actually sport, but i do rather fancy a puff on that hoare!

Rupert: I feel like obtaining, and subsequently, ragging a hoare tonight.
Gordon: Are you sure you don't want a whore? it will save on the fuel.
Rupert: No, I'm definitely in the mood for a hoare.
Gordon: Well, lets fire up the Jag then!
by Slutbag. November 30, 2010
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Hoarked

Commonly used to discribed the aftermath of a particular chain of events that goes from bad to worse. Generally speaking, said chain of events are more often then not unrepairable. Thus leaving all parties involved "Hoarked".
You've got to be kidding me! What else could go wrong?! This shit is all hoarked up!
by ZukBox May 12, 2009
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man hoarder

a woman who holds deep seeded feelings for each of her ex's no matter how they treated her. doesn't know how to let go of any of them. holds onto each one. 'collects' them such as a hoarder. goes back and forth between them for comfort. even with a new boyfriend still takes care of her prior ex's from the past. doesn't know how to let go of the men from her past.
girl: I hung out with my ex last night, we didn't do anything we just snuggled. It was comforting.

girl: Your such a man hoarder
by Man Hoarder December 20, 2010
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hobagbastardwhorebitch

(n). 1: A person who causes great anguish among others... 2: funky jumble of words
"Kyle, stop being such a hobagbastardwhorebitch"
by Nick January 4, 2004
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hobagbastardwhorebitch

(n). A slang term, used in a derogatory sense, to indicate disproval and anger in the general direction of an associate.

Usually used as a 'cover-all' noun, where many other phrases apply as well.
"Nick was being a complete hobagbastardwhorebitch yesterday".
by Kyle Moller January 4, 2004
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