Hitchcocked

(verb) to after-mess left on a male's genitals after having sex with a woman on her period

"Woke up this morning, and found out that girl from the bar Hitchcocked me. I had no idea!"

by Alfred H. June 14, 2013

Hitchhiker

Immediately following the act of anal sex. One discovers fecal matter on the tip of one's penis.

Dude!! While fucking Stacy in her poop shoot I picked up a hitchhiker!!

by Skippyandpete November 4, 2020

Hitch Dreyse

Hitch is the one girl from AOT and is Annie Leonhart's girlfriend

"omg Hitch Dreyse is so hot"
"ik right"

by mikasaackermansgfcannon June 20, 2021

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017

A peggy hitchcox

A die hard progressive socialist that has been educated far beyond their intelligence.peggy can be recognized by posting any article from any website created on a Thursday as long as the website has been verified by huffington post and reshared by MSNBC. Their favorite activities are being a keyboard warrior, reading slam poetry, and traveling to timbukthree.

What is the difference between socialism and democratic socialism, only a Peggy Hitchcox would understand.

by Mikethemic. June 11, 2017

Australian Pickle Hitch

A dominance maneuver wherein you grab an opponent by penis with a firm grip and refuse to let go until he yells "Ahhhh Croikee, ya got me by the didgeridoo!"

My grandad said he gets the last slice of pie but that all changed when I gave him the ole' Australian Pickle Hitch.

by EzzyMC November 29, 2018

mexican hitchhiker

when doing a girl make a pop noise and then stick your thumb up her ass.

by peter E June 11, 2006