hempayrus

A paper made from non-THC hemp plants.

'In an effort to pass the time and mitigate his discomfort, GB dug into his flight bag and pulled out a historical account-fiction, printed on hempayrus, in old-style book format.' - Parallel Extinction, by Todd R. Stevens, soon to be published

by TigreArts November 30, 2010

Hepagonoherpasyphilaidcrabwartitis

The all inclusive STD. A combination of hepatitis, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, AIDS, crabs, and genital warts.

Eww, don't share a drink with Johnny! You don't wanna catch hepagonoherpasyphilaidcrabwartitis!

by ChanMel August 31, 2011

Hepatighty Whiteys

Undergarments with the subtle scent of fecal matter due to either not being washed or not whipping ones anus.

Dude have you smelled Billy lately?

Yeah dude he has some serious hepatighty whiteys.

by AussieC November 9, 2012

hepana

A punk ass who gets his friend drunk and makes him sing seal on karaoke night at a casino. Knows no limit to what hell do for money including receiving another mans love necture on his face for around 500 dollars (less on payday). Usually braggs about his Native American shlong that hangs below his knee

You can put it in my ass Charlie, for your not as gifted as Hepana

Man that guy blew a line of balsamic vinegar, such a Hepana move

by Raul red rocket December 8, 2013

hepabarnt

A completely made up word used in water filtration industries to describe a HEPA filter.

"Hand me that hepabarnt over there"

"What's a hepabarnt?"

by thehoppa December 31, 2013

Heppetenturating

Slump-walking at a brisk pace, while in a state of transmogrification.

I was heppetenturating on my way to school.

by Matthew Succomati June 19, 2014

herpaderp

to forget you have herpes. (originates from derp)

whats that around your mouth? oh, Herpaderp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016