Health Shape

An easy way to sort food groups.

Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.

Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!
Student: But somethings... wrong
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.
by poopoojones November 17, 2022
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what people are searching to confuse people when they wake up on new years day
Jake: What should we search to confuse people?
Mike: We should search why is there a gaint health bar in the sky.
Jake: Good idea Mike.
by MogliMC January 01, 2021
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Health crisis

We may also be faking a health crisis... Maybe the assburger sex cult thing hit a little too close to home and that's why everyone is so desperate to pretend this isn't happening! Ha!
Hym "Might be faking a health crisis. Telling people not to address me directly."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.
by "JE" October 15, 2017
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health nut

A health nut is someone who is crazy about losing weight and sticking to strict diets.
My dad is a total health nut. He keeps saying I should lose weight and stop eating certain things! But all he does is make me MAD! And I want to wreck him for making me be a health nut!
by LooneyTunerIan April 06, 2025
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Mental Health Hijack

A mental health hijack is when your physical health is 'hijacked' by a mental health doctor. Resulting in improper treatment, and mental health castigation and abuse from people.
The Dr gave me a mental health hijack whilst at nb surgery. The i asked the nurse for basic painklillers and received a mental health hijack by the dr. CP** enacted the mental health hijack on baseless information. I lost my physical health following the hijack. Many doctors give mental health hiacks in favour of pain treatment, or treatment for infections.
by Poor and Penniless August 13, 2023
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pitcher of health

Someone who goes to eat and drink all you can restaurants.
that's his fourth pitcher in an hour he really a pitcher of health ah ha, ah ha, ah hahahaha
by anon.gcfgv755r October 30, 2023
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