harrison stewart

Awesome kid who is super awesome with a 16 inch cock and wrecking balls for testicles

Harrison stewart is a sexy beast

by Ginger nigga March 5, 2015

Harrison Ford

When you forget something that you should know by heart. Like that one time Harrison Ford forgot what carbonite was on Graham Norton

I just pulled a Harrison Ford when I forgot the pledge of allegiance over the Intercom

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016

harrison is a nonce

My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.

Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?

Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.

Harrison is a nonce

by RUST MUTT July 21, 2019

harrison

An absolute dick of a person. He won’t care about you or comfort you. Harrison’s are very smart and sometimes attractive, and very athletic. He’ll get girls from everywhere and he’ll make you jealous.

Did you see Harrison today? He was with one of his 3 girlfriends.

by The o ember October 17, 2019

hanging harison

a particular way in which one's ball sack hangs and/or sways in the wind.

yesterday at the beach i had a major hanging harison.

also known as hovering harlod, hangin harry, and hooking henry

by purple panda May 2, 2008

Harrison High School

the second post is very wrong, the harrison track team is the only decent team the school has because theyre the only ones who actually win shit, unlike the football team and cheerleaders that the idiotic school prides itself on.

the harrison high school football team sucks ass

by abshfuso March 22, 2009

Harrison

A curly-haired blue-eyed teenage boy with a big nose and really long eyelashes. He is amazing at drawing and very charismatic. He has many friends, but only a few really know him. Those who do know that he has a sensitive side and is secretly a romantic at heart. An amazing lover. Family-oriented.

Girl: Damn Harrison has long eyelashes. I wanna steal them off his face.

Harrison: I have a secret sensitive side that I will conceal by drawing penises on every surface I encounter.
Boy: Harrison, you're so fucking funny!

Girl 1: I literally came while Harrison was deflowering me.
Girl 2: That sounds like Harrison!

by KittySpat September 6, 2013