Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.

That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010

The Happening

Mark Wahlberg's biggest mistake.

Mark's Agent: Mark, I got you a part in "the happening". Its about plants that make people kill themselves
Mark: Well, it can't be that bad...

by t-man253 October 22, 2010

Hampster Dance

A stupid, pointless website, with rows of "hampsters" dancing to a sped-up clip stolen from a Disney movie. Was the basis for a variety of "dance" sites, with fish, cows, stick men, you name it.

Hampsterdance is for bored people with WAY too much time on their hands!

by Chad July 19, 2004

what happens in vegas

Usually followed by 'stays in Vegas' - the details events of a weekend or short amount of time a person spent out of town are suppressed. The term would usually refer to someone going by themselves or with friends for a weekend in Las Vegas, Nevada, but you could apply it to another city/town if the other person knew what you were referring to.

"Whoa you twisted your pelvis while you're away? How did that happen"

"What happens in Vegas..."

by mun-b April 16, 2008

shit happens

my outlook on life

and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens

shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright

by emily laura June 24, 2005

Panty Hampster

Slang for Vagina, labias and flabias, this term also can be used for hairy muff, or beef curtains with fur. Can also be used in reference to women in general.

Jeez Danielle you let that panty hamster run wild.

There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.

I want to bury my face in that panty hamster

by Big DK August 25, 2005

the miracle never happen

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.

Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE March 2, 2021