raptor hands

Raptor hands is a position in which you hold your arms so your elbows are bent in roughly a right angle in front of you with your wrists and hands relaxed. Many autistic people naturally rest their arms in this position.

Tsuyu from My Hero Academia always has raptor hands! I wonder if she's autistic!

by sighzawa May 14, 2019

Peoria Handshake

The friendly greeting given by a stripper to a patron of a gentleman's club which entails grabbing and fondling of the patron's genitalia

As soon as the stripper gave me the Peoria Handshake I knew I would buy a lap dance from her.

by The Mountain Goat May 6, 2009

Faggot Hands

A defensive tactic in the game of basketball involving fondling the genitalia of one's opponent. This defense is best used in situations where an individual player on the opposing team is scoring repeatedly; preferably after the box-and-1 strategy has been exhausted.

After Max dropped 25 points on his team in the first half, Will resorted to the tried-and-true Faggot Hands defense. Max was subsequently limited to 4 points on 2-for-15 shooting.

by twarkmain April 25, 2009

Trump Handshake

To grab a woman by the vagina regardless of consent. See cupping

My boy Robert's going to court because he gave Becky a trump handshake.

by SquiuqS December 30, 2016

Roman handshake

Noun: a manner of shaking hands peculiar to ancient Rome, in which the parties grasp each others right wrist.

"The Roman handshake was the accepted practice of greeting among gentlemen in the Western world from the beginning of the 1st century BC until the end of the 5th century AD."

by speedog April 30, 2010

Look ma, no hands!

A legendary meme, one of the few speculated to have been directly graced by the hands of creation itself. Many will attempt to use this phrase primarily in reference to the Biking maneuver, in which an individual will remove both of their hands from the handle bars and proceed to (impressively) pilot their vehicle. Like most memes, the true power of this phrase lies in the awareness/intellect of the person observing it - and the intent of the user. To truly begin to understand such a powerful, seemingly subjective string of words, one must understand the implications of the phrase.

... Basically, it takes a certain level of intelligence and creativity to find humor/joy in such meaningless words. A certain child-like purity, I suppose. There's something... incredible, about taking control of a systems design, a system designed for organization/ease of use, intentionally misusing it, and acquiring a purely aesthetic result. Words alone can't describe it, and unfortunately this post could never do it justice. All I can do is try to point you, the viewer, in the right direction (or lack thereof). Just like the rest of existence, we TRY to make sense of it, but inevitably... who knows?

"Look ma, no hands!" - Every kid ages 4-11 years old who just learned about stabilization on a bicycle

"Look mum, no Hans!" - British soldiers, really wildin on German infantry in the World Wars

"Look mom, no legs!" - Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump

"Look mom, no hands!" - You, realizing that all of existence is a joke and actually using your telekinetic powers

"I'm all head and shoulders, 'cause I've got no body!" - Me, after popping wheelies off the wall with no hands, in a jet.

Yep.

A frickin' jet.

... Wanna see some tricks?

by WheelieRetarded August 17, 2019

shovel hands

Name given to Coolm Mckee for his huge mother fucking hands!

Look at coolms shovel hands!

by Mwuahasd January 5, 2010