fort hancock TX

Small town located in Texas border, 5x 6 man state champs where you will get shot if you get to some rancher land and will get pulled over by a state trooper for no reason

Fort Hancock Tx is the real deal man, alv

by Alv!!! March 12, 2019

Brooklyn Handcart

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)

Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.

by B Tsunami April 6, 2019

Hancock

Describes a person with specialist skills, these often include such as:

-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises

-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)

A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy or two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex

*out on the 'town'

Where has Binky gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?

Mate i saw them leave a while ago, not alone...

Oh right...they've pulled a Hancock ;)

by *Jewhavebeenhad* June 15, 2011

handcrafted

An item that you pay twice the price for. A creative marketing phrase to add value to something that may or may not be the same as a non handcrafted item.

"Hey man, our check is over a hundred dollars!" "Yeah that's because Jane keeps drinking those fucking handcrafted Grey Goose and cranberry's!"

by bocacburt June 5, 2014

Irish handcuffs

when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.

by jonesy June 23, 2004

hancock park

neighborhood near hollywood in los angeles. seemingly quaint, but actually full of rich, white, overprivileged myspace-famous cokehead/tweaker teenagers.

did you hear about the meth bust behind spirituali in hancock park? that shit's straight up crazy!

by anonymous_nigga December 30, 2005

Presidential Hancock

After dipping ones testicles into a vile of ink, rapidly rotate body in a counterclockwise motion. While doing so, swing scrotum sac in the direction of the participants cheek, or if desired, forehead, leaving an inkmark resembling that of a pair of cleveland sunglasses.

"After running low on ink to sign autographs, Evander was forced to execute a Presidential Hancock on an unsuspecting fan."

by Thomas White August 29, 2006