head job handles

A pair of pig tales on a girls head, giving you handles to hold onto while recieving a blow job.

Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

poo handle

stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.

Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."

by ric_IH December 16, 2007

handlefuck

to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.

kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.

by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006

Handless Man-gina

When a man puts his dick and balls behind his legs so it looks like a vagina, but accomplished by swinging thy junk briskly, and catching the team by the closing of the legs at precisely the right moment.

"That asshole Andrew just did the Handless man-gina. Ask Steve, it was gross."

by D-Ville March 14, 2009

caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

no handles

having no skill when dribbling a basketball

lacking handles

Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.

by Theo February 16, 2005

Heavy-handed

When someone has heavy fists, making them good at fighting.

How that skinny girl beat her up? She just heavy-handed.

by Queen_jayyy May 30, 2018