flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

handi-wipe

A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina

some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.

I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.

by TyBenj October 16, 2010

Handie Whore

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.

Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.

by bloxorox November 26, 2011

Handy Sandy

A hand job given with sandpaper

Jessica gave me a handy sandy last night and my foreskins all raw

by Lazyskinnyguy September 26, 2011

Handy McDaniels

Getting a hand job.

You're sister wouldn't give me head, so I settled for a handy mcdaniels.

by Iwantabigweiner May 1, 2009

handy-dandy

short form for a handy-capped person.

The handy-dandy went flying down the stairs in his wheelchair.

by Saccait November 12, 2008

Handy Samberg

When one is given a hand job on a boat or watercraft.

Man, me and my girl went out on the lake in my boat and she gave me a Handy Samberg.

by iMURDER December 15, 2010