Hannie Fannie

A being that is commonly refered to as stupid. When called stupid, it will respond. It is commonly seen as a little nerd that yells and carries a fanny pack. It has a very weird and descusting face. Some might mistake it for a gorilla but it's just a hannie Fannie. This creature is also quite often seen doing some crazy thing and then laughing uncontrolably. No one really cares for this thing. It's just kinda there. But some have found a useful quality for hannie Fannie. They hang her picture in their cars and people don't break into them because they are afraid of the wrath and annoyance that will come upon them.

Haleys mom descided to trade their chicken for a little sister but instead they recieved a hannie Fannie. They wanted so dearly to return the stupid thing but no one would take it... So Haley had to live with stupid as her little sister. She tried so dearly to get rid of her but she just wouldn't die so she gave up and tried to make her normal. In her desparate attempts hannie Fannie did some pretty hannie Fannie things. One time she attempted to pour candle wax in a cup so she could pour it on her feet later like a stupid. Well hannie Fannie dropped the candle, broke the cup, and the hot wax spilled all over the table and floor. Like an idiot she just stared at it and didn't do anything. The wax dried and stuck the candle to the table. The wax couldnt come off. Someone had to come in and rip the candle odd the table. Hannie Fannie scraped the table and floor until clean. Obviously this stupid idiot just laughed about it because things like this happen all the time.

"omg did you see that hannie Fannie?".

"no... Ohh wait are you talking about the retard gorilla that laughs?"
"yeah but it's not a gorilla. It's a hannie Fannie"

"that thing that keeps running into the wall?"

"yep just like a hannie Fannie"

by now who's jellin'? February 17, 2010

Hannie

An amazing ship between 2 adorebake teenagers Annie Leblanc and Hayden Summerall 💜

Hannie is so cute kylie is dead

by Hannie forever February 20, 2018

Hanan

Verb

- To leave a couple of minutes before your actual shift finish time (1-3 minutes before).
- The act of leaving a venue a couple of minutes before your intended departure time (1-3 minutes).

“Hey, have you seen Jane?”

“She was here a second ago.”

“Well it’s almost her finish time.”

“Ah, well I guessed she must have done a Hanan.”

by Mari-E-Chi October 3, 2019

hannitize

To remove the truth from a news story as commonly done by Fox "News" anchor Sean Hannity. Frequently, this results in unfair spinning of the truth in favor of the right wing media propoganda machine which is merely a puppet of George Bush and his neocon thugs.

If left unfettered, Sean Hannity will hannitize us all into mindless right-leaning robots.

by Neocon killer November 2, 2004

sean hannity

He simply works for the New World Order. His job, and Rush Limbaugh's, is to keep the conservative right so confused and angry that they can't see the real enemy. They rail about the superfiscial difference between Democrats and Republicans so we can't come together as a nation. And what's worse....it works. Ok that's not a definition. So sue me.

Sean Hannityy (Rush Limbaugh want-to-be traitor)

by SS396 November 9, 2006

Hasani

A biracial fellow who lies about his job, steals Star Wars toys, and jerks off on other people's keyboards. He's also eight inches hung. Wow!

I can't believe Hasani stood me up!

by Harmonica July 27, 2004

Hannie

A noun or adjective. Used to describe something fantastic. or used in place of any noun. Should be used as code to cover up the meaning of a conversation.

I got a hannie of a deal on that dress.

Do you have any hannie?

Hannie on that! see ya later.

Slang:Han, Hannie on that, hannie han

by SUSAN SULLIVAN October 3, 2007