humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

hamhocked

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

Hammocking

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.

Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.

by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016

Banana hamock

Bathing suit that is so small you can see the dick

That man is wearing one fine banana hamock.

by studude January 16, 2009

Hommocks

Hommocks is pretty much the lamest middle school ever. All the children from Murray, Mam'k Ave., Central, and Chatsworth go there. This is the school where everyone goes to wallow in their misery and stuff crap into tiny lockers and do a lot of unnessary work. Be happy if you don't go to this school.

All those 8th graders are coming to MHS this year.
Oh crap, I hate kids from Hommocks let's sacrifice them.

by The Shadow Molestor April 24, 2005

Hammocking

The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.

My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.

by Dcoates80 June 14, 2018