Halo

1.A mythical ring of gold or light that floats a few inches over an Angels head. Can be seen in the cartoon DBZ.

2.A large Metal ring in space, spanning 10,000KM in diameter and 22.3 KM thick. Was constructed by Forerunners to house the parasitic plague called the Flood. SPins to generate gravity.

1.Hey, is that a Halo on your head?

2."Were all that's left.Halo,it's finished" -Cortana

by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Halo Rage

a serious condition that occurs while one is playing any online game, especially halo. It is classified by irrational and often violent anger, absurd claims that opponents are in some way cheating, or claims that there is something wrong with the server on which the game is played.

*Remedies
If you suspect that you or someone you know is experiencing halo rage, try one of the following:
take a break
eat a hot pocket/pizza roles/ packet of ramen
if you are playing halo, try cod4 and if you are playing cod4, try your hand at halo

gahhhhhh did you see that lag?
What the fuck? i unloaded on that n00b and hes still alive.
He wasnt even aiming at me!

Dude...you got some serious halo rage. have some pizza roles

by jakesss August 9, 2008

Halo PseudoPro

A person in just about any Halo game(more recently Halo:Reach) who is of a high rank, yet is terrible, immature, a squeaker, talks too much shit, uses detachable turrets, rushes power weapons, betrays teammates for said power weapons, or overall is just a bad player of Halo. This mostly pertains to Reach since the rank of the player is determined by the amount of overall time the player has achieved in multiplayer(credit-based ranking system.)
Most PseudoPros usually boost, either by full-party methods or by challenge boosting. In other Halo games like Halo 3 it can be detected by people who brag about armor, achievements, or anything really.

Basically, if you run into a Halo PseudoPro, please for the love of god, do not friend request them just because they are a Forerunner/50/have all achievements. Also, do not pay any attention to their unnecessary teabags/hate messages/general asshole behavior. They just want attention since their mom/transvestite dad stopped breastfeeding them.

Me: I ran into a Halo PseudoPro today, all he did was teabagand brag about his Hayabusa armor, even though the year is 2011 and everyone who has the campaign disc has it. Friend: wow someone like that must just have a tiny dick/enflamed cliteris and feels like they need attention, what an asshole.

by ExplosiveSoap August 6, 2011

Halo Halo

Halo Halo, or mix mix, is a badass filipino dish consisting of mixture of shaved ice and milk to which are added various boiled sweet beans and fruits, and served cold in a tall glass or bowl. Some other orgasmically delicious things are usually tossed into it, making the person eating it immediately succumb to a state of utter bliss.

Damn...that Halo Halo is truly mana from heaven.

by Letsgowaves! February 11, 2010

Halo Douchebag

That douche that overplays Halo 3, and always teabags their victim after a kill.

Man I was playing Halo 3 with Jimmy the other day and I never realized how much of a Halo Douchebag he was. Does he not have a life?

by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

halo 2 obsession

basically what millions of people have after november 9th, 2004

sam got total halo 2 addiction after november 9th, 2004

by {BH}BLKfalc April 12, 2005

halo

A slang term for a used condom

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed. -- "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray

by hempick June 27, 2005