Gymnastics

A bunch of 4 year old girls jumping around and doing crap.

Gymnastics is dumb.

by Ricky Dobby February 24, 2019

Gymnastics

A sport competed in by girls who think they are way too good for anybody else. They are always short and chunky with little to nothing in the bust area. They can do all these crazy tricks that nobody else can do, but they do it with so little grace it hardly looks good. They go past lovely lines and turn them to look like shit. They can't dance, even though they say they 'dance' in their routines. The lines the make are harsh and ugly. The gymnasts usual compare their sport to ballet, saying it is twice as hard when in reality ballet is harder, better and more beautiful, and also requires more grace, beauty, passion, dedication, disciplin, etc. To be a ballerina, you need an EXACT body shape, you must be skinny and strong, but not show too much muscle in your legs, you must be able to put up with immense amounts of pain, you must be flexible and have extreme turnout, and you need to be able to pull everything off while fooling anybody watching into thinking it is a piece of cake. To be a gymnast, you just need to have started from a young age.

Friend 1: God gymnastics is ugly.
Friend 2: I know. Isn't ballet just so much prettier and better?

by DieDieDie666 January 27, 2012

Gymungus

Means large or big or a large group off people

That person is gymungus.

by Joe Koenig October 23, 2006

car gymnastics

To climp up the front or back of a vehicle and run across to the other side before jumping off. Quite pointless, but usually leaves some sort of damage to the owner of the car.

I stepped in a mud puddle so i performed car gymnastics and left a trail on my ex-girlfriends slut-mobile.

by everythingyouwantedtoknowaboutsilence July 27, 2006

Gumen

After masturbating, one will find out that his sperm has changed colour. This is due to a defect in the brain.
Producing Green Sperm.

*Masturbates*

ohhh!
oooohhhhhh!!!!!!
Ahhhhhrghhh!!!!!
Its Greeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!!
Green Spunk!?
Not Gumen!?

by Docsssss November 2, 2007

Mental Gymnastics

Any argument I don't understand

Person 1: The world is flat. If it were round, we'd fall off
Person 2: No. Gravity makes matter go to more matter, which is not necessarily down
Person 1: MENTAL GYMNASTICS!

by General I80 April 11, 2021

Gumeni Glavi

The first, best and only rap goup in Bulgaria wich impersonates the spirit of hip hop and rap of the early 90's.Gumeni Glavi (Rubber Heads) who with their debut album sold over 120 000 copies in 1994 which is equal to a four times platinum certification from BAMP (Bulgarian Association of Music Producers). Their second album Second-Hand Tires didn't sell equally well. After these two albums in 1997 Dj Dido D was introduced in the group and the albums that followed were instant classics in Bulgarian Hip Hop the albums' names were For More Money and For More Money Pt. Two. After the success of the albums Gumeni Glavi made over 200 concerts in Bulgaria but after disputes inside the band they fell apart

gumeni glavi rubber heads

by VASKAR January 20, 2011