Gunkey

A geico lizard

Did you see that gunkey trynna help me save 15% on car insurance

by Hpbobnig June 12, 2019

Gunksta

Sarah "Ji Won" Lee, and her B/F Cruz. Or other ppl that think they are gankstaz but are saddly mistaken, like a wanksta but more pathetic and stoopid.

Shyt nikka, those Gunkstaz Sarah and Cruz are comin' dey Tryin to look hard in their broke ass 1985 Honda Prelude

by BaD Panda Inc. May 19, 2003

Gunky

You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.

This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'

a: "but he's not hunky!"

b: "well he's not goofy!"

a: "ooh ok, hes gunky!"

by BeefCalamityJaneBlondielicious May 9, 2009

gunky

When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky

I gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb bitch was pissed in the morning!

by johnnyrockit May 7, 2007

Gunking

Rubbing ones buttonhole on another persons face while they are sleeping.

Man I hate those fraternity guys. They were gunking some guy the other night and when the dude woke up, he was covered in ass juice and barfed all over my sweater.

by Creampie415 July 6, 2017

gunkster

A cross between a punk, a goth, and a gangster.
Typically someone who draws on their face with eyeliner, and wears spiked bracelettes, but doesn't listen to goth or punk music at all,
they listen to 50 cent.

Diana loves 50 cent, but cuts herself and wears eyeliner tears.

by Springloaded September 6, 2005

gunky

The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.

When I woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.

by D Lu January 17, 2008