three-way guacamole

A three-way guacamoleis the fetishistic act during a three way where one participant releases their bowels onto the other participants. Becomes three-way guacamole when the participant has diarrhea and all three participants roll around on top of each other to spread the feces.

"Yo dude, did you hear about Robert last night? He had a three-way guacamole!"
"What?! That shit's nasty!"

by Avocados Boi May 20, 2018

Pussy Nigga Guacamole

A nigga that is a highest levels of bitchery and they is famous for always having a 1 inch puinsher.

"Yo King George is really a Pussy Nigga Guacamole"-George Washington (1775)

by Billis Blacksumia May 16, 2019

Holy Roly Poly Coly Guacamole

When your so surprised you feel the need to say it.

We have to hide from the Twinkle!

HOLY ROLY POLY COLY GUACAMOLE

by Boovian January 1, 2023

HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE

When something is absolutely mind boggling you must combine random words to even attempt to describe it

Person1: you have cancer
Person2: HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE

by Opal astra 💀‼️💯 September 30, 2023

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damn sorry for your loss
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by daddy whigger February 13, 2024

Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!

Another way of saying "OMG" in Nickel's way.

Nickel: "Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!"

by Magicshmagic July 20, 2022