Shittin' Off-the-grid

When you go the take a dump and forget your phone.

Fuck. I had to run to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I'm shittin' off-the-grid!

by tokerator August 29, 2015

Scraping the griddle

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

by Shanigan September 14, 2015

Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

by Adg623 April 24, 2018

on the griddle

Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.

Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.

by Davenasty July 6, 2018

off the grid

Subscribing to AT&T wireless service in New York City or San Francisco.

Just got my new iPhone and AT&T service... I've decided to go off the grid.

by Long-suffering AT&T subscriber July 20, 2010

off the grid

Not using utilities such as water or electricity

He was so distrusting he lived off the grid.

by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2010

Grady

Gay

Grady is gay

by MinecrafKid14 July 31, 2018