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Greek Week 

(n):
1. Week-long celebration of panhellenic fraternities and sororities at American universities and colleges. Students participate in a litany of meaningless events that the rest of the campus cares nothing about - capitulated by "skits" being preformed. Usually characterized by "frat row" or another Greek-populated area of campus resembling that of a frat boy and sorostitute minefield.
"Hey man, you hear the Sigmas are coming back!"
"No one fucking cares about Greek Week."
Greek Week by Anon E. Mus April 21, 2010
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Greek Threesome 

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.
This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.
Greek Threesome by Jeremy & Kyle September 1, 2006

Greek letter 

A group of symbols that has one use, to make maths more complicated.
Why the **** do they have to use all these greek letters. Wtf are they even supposed to mean?
Greek letter by LEFI March 4, 2017

greek backdoor 

The Greek Backdoor is a sexual act common among the artist communities of Mogadishu, Somalia and San Antonio, Texas. First, one must acquire plain, unsweetened Fage Greek yoghurt, vodka, and kahlua. The yoghurt is stuffed in the orifice of one's choosing, into which the partner will penetrate. Upon completion, the mixture of Fage Greek yoghurt and cum is used as a substitute for milk in a White Russian cocktail. The partners then enjoy the fruits of their labor.
Last night, Judith and I enjoyed our first Greek backdoor. While the act was messy, to say the least, it was the best White Russian I've ever enjoyed!

Greek Breakfast 

When 11 internet friends gather in Athens and mix in each others junk juice in a rooftop hot tub
Hey Faye! Did you wash off your Greek Breakfast from last night?

Greek Flame Out 

An absolutely brutal railing of girl’s or guy’s asshole that results in a complete anal prolapse.

Usually treated immediately with a wet paper towel, ice cubes and an expedient trip to the hospital.
Hey did your tinder date wanna hook up again? Haha uhhhh no braaahhhh. I gave her a Greek flame out. As far as I know she’s still unable to shit on her own.

My Grindr hook up was an absolute horse cock. I bottomed and paid the price. He gave me the Greek flame out. There was no stuffing it back in at home. Spent the night at the ER.
Greek Flame Out by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

Greek foot bath

The act of cumming on one’s own feet.
“Did you hear what John did?”

“Ya, he told me he had a ‘Greek foot bath’ this morning. What a weirdo.”
Greek foot bath by JDriver June 30, 2023