magic the gathering

A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.

Mike plays magic the gathering! What a tool. Surely anyone over the age 15 would have more sense.

by nds April 18, 2006

granther

n. A man who seeks sexual or romantic relationships with significantly older women.

Similar to panthers (younger women dating older men) and their counterparts, manthers (older men dating younger women), granthers are younger men dating grandmother-aged women.

A 67 year old cougar signed up for a senior online dating site and was surprised at how many granthers in their 20s, 30s and 40s asked her out.

by Kutyagirl March 31, 2011

Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.

Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

Cheese grater

When your sexual partner cuts up your dick with their braces. It's not fun.

Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil

by HanDogg24 December 12, 2012

Friendly Gathering

A gathering requiring at least four people in a room, where two of the people must be holding a friendly conversation while one masturbates and the last person sits in a corner and watches. It must go on for at least 17 and a half minutes.

Friendly Gathering
Person 1: Hi, how are you?
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: I'm fine, you?
Fap fap fap fap fap
Person 3:
Fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: Good.
Fap

by BlargaHonk April 28, 2013

Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.

Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021

goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009