Goose

To fail in a highly important round in a competative computer game.

Man, you should have clutched that, you totally Goosed it!

by aimbotcfg February 8, 2010

Goosed

When a bird drops their "business" on an unsuspecting person.

Damn, that old man in the park just got goosed on.

by Gautam March 30, 2004

Goose

Represents confusion or a way out of a tight situation. Detour torwards conversation.

Hi Billy Whats up?
GOOSE?????!?!?!?
Uhh.. okk.. sorry to bother you.
GOOSEE!! =)

by JaMmUu February 11, 2003

Goose

Superb person, very friendly and hates eggs

by Anonymous January 18, 2003

goose

a handle of liquor also know as a half gallon

i split a goose with a buddy and we where wasted

by slothmastermark June 9, 2005

Dirty goose

a lifestyle involving sending all nighters and pulling benders. popular on hats. if one reps the dirty goose then they will out party anyone present at said party.

yo did you that guy wearing the dirty goose
hat.
yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.

by Tommy sends July 29, 2020

Goose Waffle

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012