Irish goodbye

When two leprichauns slap their cocks together on departing

Seamus and kev had a 'sword fight' jk it was just an Irish goodbye

by Sumborino March 27, 2017

Irish Goodbye

Leaving without letting anyone know.

See also: Joe Biden’s Afghanistan “exit strategy”.

If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!

by K9Mamma August 19, 2021

Manchurian Goodbye

When leaving the presence of a girl (usually girlfriend, but any girl you have performed any sexual acts with will suffice), you jab her in the throat and immediately give her a hickey where your punch landed.

I was leaving Jenny's house and I gave her the Manchurian Goodbye on my way out.

by Freaky Styley November 30, 2009

Shanghai Goodbye

When, the morning after, the girl leans forward for a goodbye kiss from her man and he lightly punches her in both eyes, swelling them shut Chinese style.

"He gave his girl a Shanghai Goodbye so everybody would know she was taken."

by GlumReaper March 29, 2010

Irish Goodbye

When someone avoids emotional situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened.

Rather than be honest about the reasons behind her actions Iranga pulled an Irish Goodbye... again.

by Baron von Burlison II September 22, 2018

Jewish goodbye

Similar to an Irish goodbye, when you leave a party/bar/event without telling anyone. The difference is that you leave before the check comes.

Matt pulled a jewish goodbye and the rest of us got stuck with the bill.

by Eye8urbutt July 11, 2023

California Irish Goodbye

Abandoning your friends at a party/bar/dinner without saying a single word to any of them, usually resulting from being very intoxicated. California Irish Goodbye's are risky for the DUI exposure. Also deserting your buds 10-20 miles away from their residence deserves an ass kicking.

Where's John at, I haven't seen him for over an hour.

I dunno, someone mentioned he did a sneaky California Irish goodbye a while ago.

by Holly Reporting from Compton September 29, 2009