goatlets

A large number or amount

"Hey, can I have a Dorito?"
"Have as many as you want -- I've got goatlets of them."

by Cribis B. October 21, 2006

Goated On The Sticks

Roman Czorno at fort.

Dereck: Yo, that kid can crank 90s like a god
Evan: Yeah that’s rczorno. The mans goated on the sticks

by JackQuincy69 October 30, 2019

ride the goatee

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.

Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!

by Amangalicious December 17, 2007

Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.

I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Goatsephile

A goatsephile is the internet version of a scatophiliac. A scatophiliac is someone who gets sexual gratification from scaring people on the telephone. A goatsephile is a person who lives vicariously through the photos of a shock exhibitionist to scare people and gain sexual gratification. A shock exhibitionist like Kirk Johnson or "Goatse man". These people current internet chat rooms. They are also known as internet trolls.

Poo: Man check this out! <insert hello.jpg>
Reg: God, you're foul.

by Quizzy July 25, 2008

goatscapes

the sale of ad space on gates protecting NY businesses when closed

Goatscapes are all the rage

by master of the gate April 28, 2010

Goatmengitis

A disease that is contracted from goats through means of intimate relations. The disease is sometimes contagious depending on the breed and gender of the goat, as well as a few other environmental factors.

Symptoms include possible fever, runny nose, watery eyes, headache, and upset stomach, though not all symptoms are always presented.
At the time, the disease will mostly disappear on its own, however it is possible for the disease to revive itself at a later date. There is no permanent cure as of now.

That guy owns a farm and he has Goatmengitis...

by MrDoctorGuy September 21, 2019