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Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.
by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013
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Goatmex

The belief that you’re better than you really are
Nathan thinks he’s the best but he’s a typical goatmex
by Flaymex March 15, 2019
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goatery

A word meaning multiple goatish things done in a short time span
Wesley and Josh we’re playing brawl stars and there was a lot of goatery going on
by west lee November 7, 2019
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Goatpenis

Goatpenis is an extreme metal band from Blumenau, Santa Catarina, Brazil. Officialy founded in 1991. The band's musical style is considered as a form of blackened death metal. With its terrorwave aesthetics, heavy duty musicianship, lyrical themes revolving around themes of death, violence, genocide, warfare, destruction, apocalypse, and anti-humanity, this awkwardly-named band can be considered as one of the notable pioneer of niche (micro)genre known as war metal.

Members lineup:
- Sabbaoth (the frontman, vocals, guitars, basses)
- Virrugus Apocalli (guitars, 2004-present)
- MGM.666 (drums, 2016-present)
- Necro Abhorrence (guitars, (2019-present)

Goatpenis was originally founded under the name of SUPPURATED FETUS during 1989 to 1991, but the former name remained in use by Sabbaoth's later side project on noise/power electronics music project that started since late 2010s.
I used to think that Goatpenis as a pornogrind band. Don't judge by their bizzare name cause they do make badass music.
by KisaragiHina313 December 6, 2020
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Goat3ee

A person who addicted to elf bars has cold drip and decent drill taste
Bad man like Goat3ee
by Brtankz940 November 22, 2021
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goate

when she has bigger balls than you
Bane fucked the Goate of Wallstreet to show him that she was the boss.
by Claytun on Radio One January 2, 2022
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Goated Anime

This is a great way to tell someone that u like or watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventures
"What are you watching?", "goated anime", "Oh I love Jojo's"
by Giornosolos January 11, 2022
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