Gastrobating

Eating something so delicious that it is the equivalent of masturbating and having an orgasm.

Yesterday, Tim was gastrobating so much while eating his Grandma's lasagna and he almost came in his pants it was so delicious.

by blahblahblah78941564891989+874 September 4, 2010

Gasteroid

Massive fart

After eating 20 bean burritos, he released a gasteroid and stunk up the whole restaurant.

by DJ F-Train November 20, 2011

gastation

a word meaning a station where you get gas usually connected with a conveniencestore

“i’m going to the gastation to get cigarettes and fuel up”

by pllotttwist June 22, 2021

Gast

When one is being extremely gay

Boy you need to quit being so Gast and hit on some bitches

by Ryan September 12, 2004

bite me you gastric sum bitch

when you get really mad at a fat ass person because all they do is annoy the hell out of you

Wendy: Hello
Eric: Bite me you gastric sum bitch

by Jon Johnson March 19, 2004

Gaston

When you take a huge shit and it causes you to miss something important. This term comes from an incident during a small production of Beauty and The Beast where an extra missed their entrance (and the whole scene) during the song Gaston because they were taking the world’s largest crap.

Friend: “How did your interview go yesterday?”
You: “I didn’t even make it because I had a terrible Gaston.”

by GastonQueen May 2, 2018

Goaste

A ghost with a goatee

Dang! That's a goaste!

by Poopducknuggets June 18, 2018