hi girly pop

A deceptively sweet opener used to soften the blow of a soul-crushing revelation. Usually followed by tea no one asked for but absolutely cannot ignore. Most commonly deployed by someone pretending to be friendly while emotionally shanking you with a glitter-covered dagger.

Used when:
• Someone’s about to drop gossip that will ruin your relationship.
• Your life is about to become a drama TikTok.
• The phrase “no offense” just isn’t strong enough to brace you.

Hi girly pop, just wondering if you’re still with Aaron because he’s been reacting to my bikini pics with heart eyes…

Hi girly pop, you have a run in your leggings and I’ve been sleeping with your man two nights a week. K well, have a nice day! Xoxo

by girlypopgold June 25, 2025

Girlies

Girlies are larrays fans and are so sweet ans larri loves them they are my favorite fandom

Random person:Hey what is larrays fandom name
Me: they re name is girlies the best fandom ever

by Larris girliee February 24, 2021

girly guards

Mudguards on a bike for pussy riders.

Look at Tom, it’s drizzling and he is riding his fixie with girly guards.

by Suboobern May 27, 2022

Whirly-Girly

Your HotGirlFriend who flies a helicopter, and she looks hella sexy while doing it.

Person 1: Hey, who's that flying the heli?
Person 2: That's my Whirly-Girly. She looks like sex just flying that chopper!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Girly

Cocaine … white girl

Me : why tf is your nose running

Carlos : I’m off the girly that Alejandro fronted me for 100 a G

by CaptainSlaveaHoe July 31, 2022

Girly pop

A slang term for when a girl gets fisted, and the arm is the popsicle stick and the girl is the popsicle.

I never knew how badly I needed to get girly popped. I feel much better.

by AverageAce January 7, 2025

Window seat girlie

You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.

‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.

by Moyth Domo January 2, 2023